Day 86

Thanks to a friend and the wonders of group messaging, I saw a random person’s penis before I saw my own today.

I like to have gum in the car, so I don’t grind my teeth while I’m driving.

Candid conversations are fun when people know how to do them. When they are scared to, it’s no fun because they are chicken.

I am proud of the fact that our recycle bin is the first to be full each week.

I am not proud of our Ford Focus’s ability to not suck. It’s broken again. I should have just let the gas leak, because this problem wouldn’t have happened if we hadn’t had the gas tank fixed.

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