I am dead!

Matt Bernier, who is writing this article, is completely utterly D.E.A.D.  He died in a horrific manner before he wrote this article.

Anyone who reads this should tell everyone that I am dead, because why not, right!?

Hey, at least I was the first to release the news that I am dead. Beat that TMZ, you couldn’t even report my death faster than me. Suck on it!

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Seriously guys, substantiate your shit before you start vomiting it all over the place. Yeah it may be true, but seriously if only ONE place is putting it out there, and no one else is confirming, you might decide to wait a minute to make sure it is true.




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