My wife, Melissa, is pregnant and due at the end of October. Due dates are laughable, because I don’t know anyone who was actually born on their due date or had their kid on that day. Or at least, no one is admitting it. I am convinced this kid is happening on Halloween, which is pretty freaking awesome!
Since I like the internets and really like to take pictures, share everything (more than I should) on Social Media outlets, and I love me some WordPress I decided to make a site dedicated to the baby and everything that is happening in preparation for it (we don’t know the gender yet). Yes, we will find out – because it makes things so much easier when you can plan for them.
The website is http://ourlilpumpkin.wordpress.com. You will find pictures from the sonograms, Melissa’s baby bump pics, and whatever else we put up there. I hope you like it and if you don’t then fuck off and don’t waste my time with your asshatery. I know some people don’t care for babies, but when it comes to my kid and my wife you can keep your mouth shut or I can shut it for you. ðŸ˜‰
Anyways, be sure to say Congrats to Melissa and send her cool stuff like ice cream in the mail, so she can fulfill every craving to her heart’s content.
Oh yeah, and wish this baby good luck, especially since I’m “supposedly” the daddy and who the hell knows what sort of craziness will happen in this house once it’s born. Good luck little baby, you’re going to need it! <mischievous smiley face />
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